I've been told I'm socially awkward/ but I don' tagged more chicks at the club than Shannon Crawford/ That line was for my Facebook friends/ My 'social network' gets Facebook ends/ I rap song bless, spit rap songs best/ Countin' money on a boat, nigga stacks on deck/ Verbal glock, who wanna get clapped on next?/ Before you battle us you better strap on a vest/ Spit Committee 5iver/ The day you spit it liver, Clay Matthews will have hair like Donald Driver/ Deep sea diver, dominance striver/ Terminator- I should marry Maria Shriver/ I serve hoes like Maria Sharipova/ Hotter than wearing a pair of Tims in Sarasota/ I'm the icon of the Ticoderoga/ So let me show ya how niggas do it in Cuyahoga/ Blood of Carl Stokes, spirit of Bernie Kosar/ It sucks that I haven't seen no money earning so far/ My flow hard- I spit crowbars/ Testin' me's a 'hazard' like the lights on a slow car/ My diet is low carb, but what's ironic about that fact is that my raps are full of saturated fat/ I was sad to be gone, glad I made it back/ Now that I'm here, let's eradicate the wack/ 2012's the year that we calculate racks, and have your girl's back bent like an aggravated cat's/ She saw me spittin' Gladiator crack/ And treated her ass like I treat the front row.... made it clap/ so I gave her a shout out at my last show/ As a tribute to her, I made the fans say "Ho"/ (hooooooo) Bitch nigga, kick rocks/ You play the soft role in "The Game"-- Rick Fox/ This is Hip Hop, I'm in socks and flip flops/ At a strip club watching bad broads kick box/ What could be better?/ I'm getting that 'I Heart Huckabees' cheddar/ One phrase in my mind when constructing these letters/ 'Respect me always, fuck with me never'/ I got a sick ass grind, I get mo' cheese/ Nigga, You be lyin' yall ain't bit mo' G's/ You lookin' for that woman you was wit, bro she's/ In the corner giving head-- Victor Ortiz/ (sheesh) Kimmie wasn't lyin' in our press kit/ That crew known as THE-5IVE spits fresh shit/ You wanna hear some more deaf shit?/ Go to REALHIPHOPISBACK.COM and get Rec's shit/ Yeah- nigga back to the program/ Yo jam clears the dance floor like a slow jam/ Mine comes with unexpected kicks like the Zohan/ I'm 'sonnin' these alleged killers-- Hulk Hogan/ If rap was a movie, yours would be a romance/ Mine would be a 3-D remake of Conan/ The Barbarian, hot bar carryin'/ Yo broad ugly as the shot of Shawn Marion/ I turn 'lights out' like Shawn Merriman/ My rap style is far out- I'm Carrolton/ Your raps full of 'shhhhh'-- librarian/ You're a meat eater, nigga I'm a 'vagitarian'/ Egats, this rapper don't need straps/ I'm a treble clef gangsta, I'll clap you wit B Flats/ But when i cock the heat back and you bump it in your ride/ Like a blind man at a newsstand, you 'feel' the 'vibe'...